ENEMAROTICA TESTIMONIALS

We thought you might like to read what other people have to say about The Collector's fabulous enema videos! The following are actual emails or snail mails received by The Collector, edited only enough to protect the identity of the writers. (Content, spelling and punctuation are exactly as we received them.)

Our policy has always been, "If we do something wrong, tell us. If we do something right, tell everyone."

Dear Collector,

I just received the 3 DVD'S via express mail and want to thank you for assisting me in this process. I have written Anika and thanked her also. She went out of her way to insure my delivery in a very prompt way. The videos are outstanding. The reality of our fetish/scene is exceptional. No other video company can match you. I told Anika that she made me a very happy man and so did you.

M.C.R.

Hi,

I just wanted to say that I received "Soccer Mom's" today and all I can say is: "OH MY GOD! IT'S REAL!" I have one that is so faked that is should have been illegal to market just because of it's stupidity. This was unbelievable! It looked like a home movie, or hidden camera footage. It not only looked real, it was real. I really just don't know what else to say, but I wish I knew about your "store" before I dropped $45 for bull without the Sh*t. I know that you say thanks for your order; but I have to say thanks for your product.

M.A.J.

Dear Collector,

Over the years I have been reticent to purchase over the internet because I was not entirely convinced of the merchant's honesty. Your site is the exception to my fears. I have written before about the promptness of your shipments, and the quality of your product. I would like to add that your integrity is way above question and I thoroughly enjoy doing business with you. Once I got a bad tape and you replaced it without question. Another time I goofed on my Zip code and you caught the error and made me aware of my mistake. I know that your other customers appreciate your way of doing business as much as I and that you might like to know about it.

Sincerely,

(initials withheld by request)

Dear Collector,

I just want to say that the customer service Anika and yourself provide is unsurpassed. The absolute courtesy and quickness in her and your replies are something I could only dream of anywhere else. Not only is your customer service so excellent but your films are top notch as well. Keep up the great work you do. I will always continue to be one of your returning customers.

Sincerely,

"G"

Here's one that came in just after our server crashed and caused everyone problems:

Hi,

It's not problems which affect customers' loyalty and a company's good name and reputation as much as the willingness to effectively and quickly respond, and especially to customers who don't provide the bulk of their revenues. On this score, you rate with the very best! Thanks again!

Sincerely,

K.T.

Dear Collector,

I would like to express my complete satisfaction with my latest order, Tori's Back. The tape is delightful especially Tori's continuous chatter throughout the tape. I don't know how she can carry on such casual dialogue while being viewed by thousands while she is sitting on the "john". She is, in my opinion, your most beautiful model. I was also very happy, as usual, with the prompt delivery of the tape and the continuation of extremely high quality.

J. (full name withheld at writer's request)

Dear Collector,

I recieved my video on Monday, much sooner than I expected it to come, and it was of the same high quality I have grown to expect from the Collector. I have ordered many things and dealt with many companies on the internet, but I have never found a company with the same level of quality and customer service I recieved from you.

Mike

Dear Anika and The Collector,

I wanted to express my sincere appreciation of your service. I ordered a tape on Friday and it was in my hands Monday morning. I don't know how you get your product out so fast but I have never had such great service from any other retailer. I am also more than satisfied with the quality of your product. I have purchased three, one Stone Fox and two Collector, tapes and all three were of excellent photographic quality as well as sound reproduction. As a classical musician, French horn, I particularly enjoyed the musical background - classy production. When you had a problem with you web site and I was worried about my order, you sent me a personal note reassuring me that the order was OK. That kind of service is non-existent. I will, no doubt, be a steady customer.

(name withheld by request)

Dear Anika,
Just a quick note to let you know that my order was received yesterday afternoon. I had the opportunity last evening to sit back and play the videos. Much to my surprise, I found the videos professional, high quality, and most important to me "slut and smut free". Of interest and a beautiful enhancement was the classical music in the background and the "normal and easy conversations" in the video. It made me relax and feel comfortable. As if these were friends over for an evening of small talk. As the first video transitioned from scene to scene, I opened a bottle of fine wine, and enjoyed.

Again, thank you for your service and friendship.

(name withheld by request)

Dear Anika,

Just wanted to tell you that the quality of your videos is great, unmatched, and unsurpassed in this industry. All of the women are beautiful, sexy, openminded, and playful. The only problem I have with any of your videos is figuring out which ones I'm gonna order next.

(name withheld by request)

Dear Collector:

Thought you and your staff should know that I've visited other sites, but this one is tops and beats other ones; and the irony is that it is free and you don't have to pay that jive adult access either. Recently, I started purchasing items for my collection from you and I'm very pleased with items thus far. You people are friendly and courteous as well. I work full time as a nurse so, the majority of times, I encounter thankless people, as I'm sure you all have too. So anyway a long drawn out thank-you and if you ever get a membership area, deal me in.

(name withheld by request)

DEAR COLLECTOR,

GREAT WEB SITE. YOUR EXTREMELY FAST AND EFFICIENT SERVICE OF MY ORDER IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. THE PHOTOGRAPHY, SOUND, AND ACTING ON THE STONEFOX VIDEO'S ARE ALL OUTSTANDING AND THE VIDEOS ARE AN EXCELLENT VALUE IN TODAY'S MARKETPLACE OF BASICALLY POORLY COMPOSED PRODUCTIONS. MY CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU ON AN EXCELLENT PRODUCT.

SINCERELY, CRR

Dear Collector-

I placed an order with you on Monday, and received the order the next day. This is the best service I have experienced in all the years I have been purchashing fetish videos. The videos were great. I'm looking forward to doing more business with you in the near future.

-Mike

Dear Collector,

I just wanted to say WELL DONE. The video I ordered was not only received quickly, but the quality is great. A full two hours of nothing butt enemas. It was well worth the money to own a classic like this. Thanks and keep up the good work.

dr

Here are exerpts from three magazine reviews

"Excellent audio and video quality!"

-Homemade Hotshots video magazine

"Good to the last drop!"

-Screw Magazine

"This video is the real thing. Nothing is ever faked, and the camera never pulls away at crucial moments. The viewer is treated to each voluminous enema, from the first insertion of a lubed nozzle, to the last swipe of bathroom tissue on sensitive flesh. Nothing else on the video market comes close."

-Hustler's "Taboo" fetish magazine

Dear Collector,

Thank You So Much For Your Promptness In Sending My Order. I Received It On Christmas Day. I Was So Very Impressed With The Clarity Of The Video, And Also The Professionalism Of The Characters Acting Out The Plot Of The Storyline. I Will Surely Be Ordering More From You. Just A Note To Say Thanks, And To Tell You How Much I Enjoyed The Video. If You Delete My Name And Just Used My Initials, It Would Certainly Be All Right To Use My E-mail On Your Testimonials Page On Your Website, Too. I Do Consider Myself An Authority Of Sorts On High Quality And Acting Professionalism, By Those Who Make And Appear In Movies. I Have Been Watching Them For Many Years. Believe Me When I Say, That I Can Certainly Tell The Difference Between What Is Real And What Is A Simulated Fake. I Have Been Disapointed So Many Times Because What Was Depicted In The Movie Was Not Really Happening. So With Tongue In Cheek, I Placed An Order With You. I Was NOT Disapointed. The High Quality, And The Reality Of The Movie Was Superb. Nothing Was Simulated. It Was Real. I Will Certainly Be Ordering More From You. Thanks For The Reality.

JB

Collector,

I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for producing the finest enemarotica tapes I have ever seen! From the quality of the picture and sound, to the beauty of the girls, to the prompt and discreet way the tapes arrived, all was first rate. Keep up the great work!

d.b.

Dear Collector,

Just a fast thank you letter. I purchased two videos, Fiona and enema virgins last week. I was a bit sceptical about the movies with a high price. Well only a few days after ordering them I recieved them in record time. Man was I impressed! Well it was time to view them and then too I was leery about amateur videos as I have purchased them and have been disapointed before. Judgement time has come and your videos are simply the BEST !!!! They had great quality an moved at a great pace. I have always wondered if the other videos that I have viewed on enemas were real..... well you proved them all wrong. It was nice to see that nothing was fake at all in your vidoes. Please keep me on your mailing list for future videos, they are certainly the best.

G.W.

NOTE: The Collector doesn't have a mailing list. Just check the "What's New" page on this website now and then.

Mr. Collector,

I revieved my order today. Three days - that is great service!! Thank you!

J.B.

Hi,

I just recieved your Fiona Tape, and just had to write to tell you how much I enjoyed it! I enjoyed every part of the video, especially the expultions. You are both geniuses. I greatly enjoyed the scene where she was taking a smoke break on the deck. (I also have a smoking fetish).

R.W.

Collector,

Received the tape of your sampler and thought it was superb. It far surpasses anything Beth Tyler ever did, and your prices are certainly more than reasonable. Rest assured I'll be ordering a few of the features soom, if I can ever make up my mind as to which one.

J.W.

Dear Mr. Collector,

Well, I received my two tapes Wednesday and I must say I am very pleased. The quality was better than expected, and the service very prompt. You deliver what you say you will. It's rather comforting to know so many people share our 'interest'!! Thanks for producing these interesting tapes. Keep up the great work!

M.

Dear Collector,

Just wanted to let you know my package came this morning. Receiving my order within 24 hours of placing it is unbelievable. It came in a nice discrete Fed Express box from the laser optics company. I read the note inside and acknowledge yours and my need for discresion. After recieving this video, I have every bit of confidence of making purchases in the future. Well, thanks again and keep those gyn examination videos coming.

Sincerely, B.