Tips, Terms and Conditions for Ordering

Please read the terms and conditions before you buy.

If you agree to abide by the terms and conditions,

click "I AGREE" at the bottom of this page to get to the shopping cart.

To order by snail mail or fax, or using a check or money order, click here.

BILLING INFORMATION

All orders are billed from Laser Systems Development Corporation to keep the word "enema" from appearing on your bill. Don't freak out when you see your credit card bill. You did not buy a laser. If you initiate a chargeback by mistake (perhaps because you didn't pay attention to this paragraph and didn't recognise the laser company name) you hereby agree to pay a $25 "invalid transaction re-charge" fee, to be added to the amount of the charge, when we re-charge your card.

SHIPPING OPTIONS

STANDARD DOMESTIC SHIPPING (First Class Mail) IS $5.00 PER ORDER
THIS IS "PER ORDER", NOT "PER ITEM".
THAT AMOUNT WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO YOUR MERCHANDISE TOTAL AT CHECKOUT

International and Canadian orders received without proper shipping fees will be held until the fees are received.

EMS "Express Mail" SERVICE

Express Mail shipments are $30.00 additional. This covers both cost of postage and separating your order from everyone else's for special handling. Express Mail Service is not available to Canada or International destinations.

Please note that EMS overnight delivery service from our delivery center in Portland, Oregon is not available to everywhere in the USA. Don't pay extra if it's not going to get your order to you any quicker. If unsure, check with the Post Office.


INTERNATIONAL & CANADIAN CUSTOMERS

(CANADIAN customers: Standard Deliveries to Canada are $5 more than to the USA.)

International and Canadian orders received without purchasing the proper shipping fees will be held until the fees are received.

NO REFUNDS / NO GUARANTEES POLICY ON ORDERS SHIPPED OUTSIDE THE USA

We ship overseas by Priority Air Post for $25 extra.

Before you order for International Delivery, please read the following disclaimer:

NO REFUNDS FOR OVERSEAS PACKAGES THAT DO NOT ARRIVE

NO TRACKING SERVICE AVAILABLE

WE CAN MAKE NO GUARANTEE THAT YOUR LOCAL CUSTOMS SERVICE WON'T CONFISCATE YOUR SHIPMENT

IN SHORT, WE CAN GUARANTEE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT THAT WE'LL MAIL IT PROPERLY

If we ship your video order overseas and it fails to reach you for any reason, we have lost the videos and spent the money on postage. Therefore, by electronically signing "I AGREE", you automatically agree to forfeit any and all rights to contest the credit card transaction if you do not get your merchandise.

THE GOOD NEWS: If your International Shipment is lost, you have already paid for the CONTENT and will not have to pay for it twice if you want us to try shipping again. We can re-ship you the same order for only the cost of shipping plus $10 to cover the DVD media.

If you do not agree to these terms, do not place an order.

HOW QUICKLY WILL ENEMAROTICA SHIP MY ORDER?

We try to ship all orders within 72 hours of when we receive them, exceptions being weekends, holidays, when we have a sale going on or when it snows really badly. "Standard Domestic" service usually takes between three and five working days after receipt of order to get to the customer, depending on how far from Portland, Oregon the customer resides.

If you fail to receive your order in a timely fashion, please contact us before you freak out and notify your credit card company.
If you're due a refund, t's easier and quicker to ask us than to complain to your credit card company. Sometimes things really do get lost in the mail. Whatever the problem, before you complain to your credit card company, just email us and we'll take care of it with no fuss or bother.

"NO QUESTIONS ASKED" LIFETIME GUARANTEE POLICY
Since DVDs can be illegally copied, we cannot make refunds once you've received a DVD, but if a DVD you've purchased from Enemarotica fails to play, anytime, The Collector will replace it with another DVD of the same title for $10. Our feeling is that you've paid for the CONTENT of the video and that you own the content forever, so if the physical recording media fails, you should not have to buy the content twice in order to replace the video. Just return the failed DVD to The Collector along with a tenner to cover our costs for blank DVD media, postage & handling.

(Of course, if a video ARRIVES in defective condition, forget the ten dollars and just return it to us within 30 days for a replacement at NO CHARGE.)

This guarantee does not apply to DVDs which are not defective, but which will not play in older DVD players.

DISCLAIMER

I declare that I am an adult, 21 years of age or older, and that I am lawfully entitled to receive sexually-explicit and/or erotic-oriented materials in the community where I live and through my given shipping address. I understand that I am purchasing or requesting materials which are of a sexually-oriented nature, whether they contain depictions of explicit sexual activity or not. I believe this material to be within the community standards of the area in which I live. I authorize The Collector/Enemarotica to send materials purchased or requested by me to the shipping address I have given in my order. I have not requested the U.S. Postal Service or anyone else to protect me against the receipt of sexually-oriented materials or advertisements. I am not an agent or employee of the U.S. Postal Service, nor of any other governmental agency, whether federal, state or local, and I hereby certify that I am not ordering materials for the purpose of willfully violating any law or ordinance and/or for purposes entrapment. I have absolutely no desire to purposefully or accidentally receive or request any material of any nature which could be considered illegal or obscene in any form and I do not consider the material I am hereby requesting to be illegal or obscene. I believe that I am an average citizen with the right to view adult-oriented materials of any legal type in the privacy of my own home.

I further agree not to duplicate materials I receive, whether for commercial purposes or not.

If I am ordering materials to be shipped out of the USA, I agree to be responsible for any customs and duties charges. I further agree that anything shipped out of the USA by Enemarotica is shipped entirely at my own risk and that I will not attempt to recover my expenses, through cancellation of credit card transaction or otherwise, if an International order shipped by The Collector fails to arrive.

I certify under penalty of perjury that all of the aforementioned is true and correct to the best of my knowledge.

If you agree to the terms and conditions, as stated above, click "I AGREE" to continue to the videos catalog.

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