Tips, Terms and Conditions for Ordering
Please read the terms and conditions before you buy.
If you agree to abide by the terms and conditions,
click "I AGREE" at the bottom of this page to get to the shopping cart.
To order by snail mail or fax, or using a check or money order, click here.
BILLING INFORMATION
All orders are billed from Laser Systems Development Corporation to keep the word "enema" from appearing on your bill. Don't freak out when you see your credit card bill. You did not buy a laser. If you initiate a chargeback by mistake (perhaps because you didn't pay attention to this paragraph and didn't recognise the laser company name) you hereby agree to pay a $25 "invalid transaction re-charge" fee, to be added to the amount of the charge, when we re-charge your card.
SHIPPING
OPTIONS
STANDARD DOMESTIC SHIPPING (First Class Mail) IS $5.00 PER ORDER
THIS IS "PER ORDER", NOT "PER ITEM".
THAT AMOUNT WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO YOUR MERCHANDISE TOTAL AT CHECKOUT
International
and Canadian orders received without proper shipping fees will be held until
the fees are received.
EMS "Express Mail" SERVICE
Express
Mail shipments are $30.00 additional. This covers both cost of postage
and separating your order from everyone else's for special handling. Express
Mail Service is not available to Canada or International destinations.
Please note that EMS overnight delivery service from our delivery center
in Portland, Oregon is not available to everywhere in the USA. Don't pay
extra if it's not going to get your order to you any quicker. If unsure,
check with the US Postal Service.
INTERNATIONAL & CANADIAN CUSTOMERS
(CANADIAN customers: Standard Deliveries to Canada are $5 more
than to the USA.)
International
and Canadian orders received without purchasing the proper shipping fees
will be held until the fees are received.
NO REFUNDS / NO GUARANTEES POLICY ON ORDERS SHIPPED OUTSIDE
THE USA
We ship overseas by Priority Air Post for $25 extra.
Before you order for International Delivery, please read the following
disclaimer:
NO REFUNDS FOR OVERSEAS PACKAGES THAT DO NOT ARRIVE
NO TRACKING SERVICE AVAILABLE
WE CAN MAKE NO GUARANTEE THAT YOUR LOCAL CUSTOMS SERVICE WON'T CONFISCATE YOUR SHIPMENT
IN SHORT, WE CAN GUARANTEE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT THAT WE'LL MAIL IT PROPERLY
If we ship your video order overseas and it fails to reach you for any reason, we have lost the videos and spent the money on postage. Therefore, by electronically signing "I AGREE", you automatically agree to forfeit any and all rights to contest the credit card transaction if you do not get your merchandise.
THE GOOD NEWS: If your International Shipment is lost, you have already paid for the CONTENT and will not have to pay for it twice if you want us to try shipping again. We can re-ship you the same order for only the cost of shipping plus $10 per disc to cover the DVD media and labour.
If you do not agree to these terms, do not place an order.
HOW
QUICKLY WILL ENEMAROTICA SHIP MY ORDER?
We try to ship all orders within 72 hours of when we receive them, exceptions
being weekends, holidays, when we have a sale going on or when it snows
really badly. "Standard Domestic" service usually takes between three
and five working days after receipt of order to get to the customer, depending
on how far from Portland, Oregon the customer resides.
If you fail to receive your order in a timely fashion, please contact
us before you freak out and notify your credit card company. If
you're due a refund, t's easier and quicker to ask us than to complain
to your credit card company. Sometimes
things really do get lost in the mail. Whatever the problem, before you
complain to your credit card company, just email us and we'll take care
of it with no fuss or bother.
"NO
QUESTIONS ASKED" LIFETIME GUARANTEE POLICY
Since DVDs can be illegally copied, we cannot make
refunds once you've received a DVD, but if a DVD you've purchased from
Enemarotica fails to play, anytime, The Collector will replace it with
another DVD of the same title for $10. Our feeling is that you've paid
for the CONTENT of the video and that you own the content forever, so
if the physical recording media fails, you should not have to buy the
content twice in order to replace the video. Just return the failed DVD
to The Collector along with a tenner to cover our costs for blank DVD
media, postage & handling.
(Of course, if a video ARRIVES in defective condition, forget the ten
dollars and just return it to us within 30 days for a replacement at NO
CHARGE.)
This guarantee does not apply to DVDs which are not defective, but which
will not play in older DVD players.
DISCLAIMER
I declare that I am an adult, 21 years of age or older, and that I am lawfully entitled to receive sexually-explicit and/or erotic-oriented materials in the community where I live and through my given shipping address. I understand that I am purchasing or requesting materials which are of a sexually-oriented nature, whether they contain depictions of explicit sexual activity or not. I believe this material to be within the community standards of the area in which I live. I authorize The Collector/Enemarotica to send materials purchased or requested by me to the shipping address I have given in my order. I have not requested that the U.S. Postal Service or anyone else protect me against the receipt of sexually-oriented materials or advertisements. I am not an agent or employee of the U.S. Postal Service, nor of any other governmental agency, whether federal, state or local, and I hereby certify that I am not ordering materials for the purpose of willfully violating any law or ordinance and/or for purposes of entrapment. I have absolutely no desire to purposefully or accidentally receive or request any material of any nature which could be considered illegal or obscene in any form and I do not consider the material I am hereby requesting to be illegal or obscene. I believe that I am an average citizen with the right to view adult-oriented materials of any legal type in the privacy of my own home.
I further agree not to duplicate materials I receive, whether for commercial purposes or not.
If
I am ordering materials to be shipped out of the USA, I agree to be responsible
for any customs and duties charges. I further agree that anything shipped
out of the USA by Enemarotica is shipped entirely at my own risk and that
I will not attempt to recover my expenses, through cancellation of credit
card transaction or otherwise, if an International order shipped by The
Collector fails to arrive.
I certify under penalty of perjury that all of the aforementioned is true
and correct to the best of my knowledge.
If you agree to the terms and conditions, as stated above, click "I AGREE" to continue to the videos catalog.
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