Any 3 Videos for $100!
INSTRUCTIONS
On the order form, first tick the box at the top of the video titles marked "Oktoburflush Sale".
Then, below that, tick the three (or six or nine, etc.) videos you want.
THE RULES
NO LIMIT! You can order as many videos as you want, as long as you order in multiples of three.
This sale ends at midnight, MST, October 31, 2008.
Snail Mail orders postmarked on or before October 31 will be honored at sale prices.
Equipment and video downloads are not included in the sale.
The Collector's Hard Drive Picture DVD-ROM is not included (because it's not a video) but it's discounted to half-price during the sale.
Even our "expulsions" series of videos is included.
Prices do not include the standard $5 per-order (not per-item) shipping charges ($10 to Canada). That will be added to the merchandise total of each order . Optional shipping methods (EMS & Overseas) will be added at their normal prices.
ALL-PURPOSE GENERIC DISCLAIMER AND WEASEL STATEMENT:
If you fail to follow instructions and we don't catch your error, you may not get the sale price - you may be charged full price. We try really hard, but we cannot be responsible for your errors.
HELPFUL HINT:
If you enter a number in the Sale box instead of an X, that number indicates the number of 3-video packages you want. Entering a 1 means "One Sale Package at $100". Entering a 2 means "Two Sale Packages for $200"; entering a 3 means nine videos for $300, and so on. Entering a quantity in the SALE box helps us catch mistakes and fill your order accurately. Obviously, if someone enters a Sale Quantity of 3, but only eight videos are Xed instead of nine, we know one's missing and we should contact the customer.
AND FINALLY: If someone enters a Sale Quantity of 3, Xs three videos and enters a total of $100, we know they weren't paying attention.
Are you?
Please read and follow the instructions.
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